20 Funny Random Thoughts & Ideas
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While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
Do you remember when you were
a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I liked when I was younger and
That's enough, Nickelback.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
Was learning cursive really necessary?
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately dispose
Answering the same
letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
would happen if I hired two private investigators to
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when
My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread
of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
If Carmen San Diego and Waldo hooked up, would their offspring be
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in
a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd
bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet
away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
Kalk - August 25, 2009
Michelle - February 15, 2010
Lydia - December 21, 2010