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20 Funny Random Thoughts & Ideas

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The internet is full of thousands of random thoughts and ideas on every subject
imaginable.  I have gathered 20 random and funny short sayings and thoughts on
subjects varying from Nintendo games, cursive writing, to Nickelback and
ninjas.
     

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
 

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Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work?  You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
the problem.  Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know
how to fix the problem?  There was no internet or message board or
FAQ's. We just figured it out.  Today's kids are soft.

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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I liked when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first
saw it.

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Pepe Le Pew

That's enough, Nickelback.

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The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
finish a text.

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Was learning cursive really necessary?

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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
and hunger.

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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately dispose
of your computer's history if you die.

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Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test
is absolutely petrifying.

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

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I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
shower first and then turn on the water.

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What would happen if I hired two private investigators to
follow each other?

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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when
I was younger.

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My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
happen if you ran over a ninja?"  How the hell do I respond to that?

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A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread
of mono and the flu.  Yeah, if you suck at it.

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If Carmen San Diego and Waldo hooked up, would their offspring be
completely invisible?

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in
a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd
bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet
away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

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I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

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Kalk - August 25, 2009
Nice List

Sarah - August 25, 2009
I'm am really happy about this list Bryan....great start to the afternoon.

Michelle - February 15, 2010
Awesome list. 

Lydia - December 21, 2010

EPIC!



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